Thursday, April 2, 2009

Is there any difference between 'thin' sex and 'fat' sex? I ask because one of the people who'd previously posed a question said they enjoyed one over the other. Don't thin people shag like fat ones do??

-Tau

Some female readers are already on the case: "To me, the difference between 'regular' sex and fat sex lies in the focus. A BBW and a non-FA partner probably engage in typical sex where he focuses on her breasts, hips, butt and avoids her big belly and other wobbly parts."

As opposed to?

"One word: frottage. Okay, two words: fat frottage."

They're both right. The difference is whether or not you choose to ignore a great amount of your partner's body in bed or embrace it, which could mean anything from belly rubs to well, belly sex.

10 comments:

  1. Why do all these women need an FA in bed? I'm so sick of this worship fuckery. Really, I've had sex with a non-FA as well and guess what, it was just as good. Next question: why do we all need such reassurance and affirmation as fat women?

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  2. You don't; but if a fat woman asks me to affirm stuff I generally will.

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  3. Crankyjewess, I've had sex with both FAs and non-FAs and lemmie tell ya, I prefer sex with non-FAs. In my experience, they are more engaged than non-FAs. They touch me in ways that non-FAs don't and I really like that. That sort of touching may not be important to you, but it is to me. For me, sex is just more enjoyable with FAs and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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  4. Ha, I meant I prefer sex with FAs! FAs! LOL

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  5. Of course it happens, but considering her uh, confidence about it, I'm curious about the particular circumstances in which Ms. Jewess nabbed a non-FA. I'm here to dispense advice, not boost my ego, so if you have advice for readers, CJ, about how to ensnare a non-FA, I'd love to post it.

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  6. Hey, thanks for all the web traffic, boobookitty.

    And, honestly, I don't read your blog word for word often because it makes me too horny. You're the ultimate - a douchy bad boy fat fucker. *swoon*

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  7. I met my boyfriend when I was walking around my uni's campus. One thing led to another and we exchanged phone numbers. Got to talking and started dating. Don't have any tips, I'm not outgoing at all, it just happened. fate, happenstance, or a bit of both.

    CJ

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  8. Also, in my opinion, I've met better quality men face to face then on the internet. In all fairness, this isn't an FA specific phenomenon.

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  9. Sure it's possible to meet better quality men face to face and having to depend on the internet is unfair, but you know we wouldn't be having this discussion if it was easy for fat women.

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